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Tuesday, September 25, 2007
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Friday, September 14, 2007
Joke (2)
At school Jong was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Jong decides to go home and try it out.
He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him £20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "
I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him £40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door.
The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says,
"Then come give your real father a big hug."
:P!
Jong decides to go home and try it out.
He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him £20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "
I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him £40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door.
The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says,
"Then come give your real father a big hug."
:P!
Friday, September 7, 2007
Jokes
Golden Rule of the Internet
In internet, if it's a guy, it is a guy. If it's a girl, it is a guy. If it's a grown man, it is a kid. If it's a kid, it's an FBI agent.
Mountain Everest
11 people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest.
Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.
As a group they decided that one of the party should let go.
If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish.
For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.
Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.
The blondes all applauded.
lol!
NASA's idea for a new pen?
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
lol!
In internet, if it's a guy, it is a guy. If it's a girl, it is a guy. If it's a grown man, it is a kid. If it's a kid, it's an FBI agent.
Mountain Everest
11 people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest.
Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.
As a group they decided that one of the party should let go.
If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish.
For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.
Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.
The blondes all applauded.
lol!
NASA's idea for a new pen?
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
lol!
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