Jokes

Golden Rule of the Internet



In internet, if it's a guy, it is a guy. If it's a girl, it is a guy. If it's a grown man, it is a kid. If it's a kid, it's an FBI agent.



Mountain Everest


11 people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest.
Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.
As a group they decided that one of the party should let go.
If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish.
For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.
Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.


The blondes all applauded.


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NASA's idea for a new pen?



When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.


The Russians used a pencil.

lol!